{"id":402,"date":"2016-09-22T12:57:09","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T12:57:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/wordpress\/?p=402"},"modified":"2017-01-25T17:07:48","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T17:07:48","slug":"the-bonjour-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/?p=402","title":{"rendered":"The Bonjour Lesson"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Bonjour<\/em> Bullies and the Bonjour<\/em> Drill<\/p>\n

What’s in a word?\u00a0 A lot, if you consider one of the most important ones in the French language and that is Bonjour<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Here’s what you need to know about Bonjour<\/em> etiquette when visiting France:\u00a0 if you ask directions of a French person and don’t preface your request with a Bonjour<\/em> (preferably a Bonjour, Monsieur or Bonjour, Madame),\u00a0<\/em> you’re likely either not to get your directions or get ones that will take you a long way from where you want to go.\u00a0 If you enter a shop and don’t say Bonjour<\/em>, the service will be lousy.<\/p>\n

Why?\u00a0 Salespeople in France have complexes!\u00a0 They need to feel they are the equal of their customer and not subservient.\u00a0 They are NOT at your beck and call and will do everything to prove it. \u00a0\u00a0 By not greeting them, you are treating them like ciphers, nonentities.\u00a0 You are giving them the not very subtle message that they don’t count.\u00a0 Which is why, to get their revenge, they’ll impose upon you\u00a0 the tedious, boring Bonjour<\/em> drill which I have seen happen so many times it’s becoming predictable.<\/p>\n

This treatment is not restricted to foreigners.\u00a0 On a recent trip to the beautiful, hot, southern city of Marseilles, my French husband forgot to say Bonjour<\/em> before he asked a question of a museum guard.\u00a0 The fellow looked at him with what can only be described as sheer loathing, recoiled and spit out a resounding:\u00a0 BONJOUR<\/strong>.\u00a0 My husband, being French, got it and replied:\u00a0 “Excusez-moi.\u00a0 Bonjour<\/em>!”\u00a0 Even this apology didn’t work on the surly guard who once again faced my husband with a second, even more aggressive Bonjour,<\/em> and a sneer to go with it.\u00a0 By this time, my husband was fed up and left the premises.\u00a0\u00a0 He had decided, rightly, that the guy was a jerk.<\/p>\n

A few days later in the glamorous seaside town of Cannes, I was shopping in a store which sells a wonderful lemon liqueur called “Limoncello” which is made of the finest lemons in Menton.\u00a0 The salesperson, a sharp-eyed, active (even hyper) young woman was giving her rote sales pitch to everyone who came into the store. I had selected my bottle and headed for the counter as I waited for her to leave the person she was serving to come over to the cash register. But\u00a0 just then a young woman entered and quietly and politely asked her a question.<\/p>\n

I didn’t hear the question but I did hear a booming and aggressive BONJOUR<\/strong> from the salesperson who was obviously insulted that someone had stepped into her shop, asked a question and didn’t even bother to say hello.\u00a0 The woman, realizing her mistake, acquiesced but it was too late.\u00a0 But like the museum guard, the salesperson didn’t drop it. \u00a0 Instead, I heard BONJOUR<\/strong> a second time as the exasperated and furious salesperson faced down the young lady like a teacher with a recalcitrant student. \u00a0\u00a0 This time, I was the one who left the premises, plunking my bottle on the counter and exiting the store. The salesperson, totally occupied with her Bonjour lesson, didn’t even see me go.<\/p>\n

So, here’s my advice:\u00a0 DO say Bonjour<\/em> politely whenever you enter a store or ask for advice in the street.\u00a0\u00a0 Don’t just launch into your request.\u00a0 Don’t worry about it being silly.\u00a0 Believe me, you can never say the word enough.\u00a0 Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour!<\/em><\/p>\n

But DON’T let anyone bully you if you have forgotten the precious word.\u00a0 Yes, you’re rude if you don’t say bonjour<\/em>, but anyone who makes you say it and then repeat it is rude as well.\u00a0 There’s a name for those kinds of people.\u00a0 They are\u00a0 Bonjour Bullies!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Bonjour Bullies and the Bonjour Drill What’s in a word?\u00a0 A lot, if you consider one of the most important ones in the French language and that is Bonjour. Here’s what you need to know about Bonjour etiquette when visiting France:\u00a0 if you ask directions of a French person and don’t preface your request […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":783,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/783"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":407,"href":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions\/407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harrietweltyrochefort.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}